Monday 23rd August 2021
07:34 Wake up - Think of everything I could do to get ahead on the brew day. Spend 15 minutes procrastinating and fall asleep.
Five Points Best
09:29 I recirculate 10 litres boiling water through the recirc pipe, whirlpool arm, CFC and measure water additions. I rub the small of my back and think "I'm too old for this ****"
I add the full liquor volume to the kettle and add sodium metabisulfite. I start heating the liquor in the Grainfather and check that the drill is rotating the correct way before I try to mill the grain. Last time I couldn't figure out why it wasn't working and asked a mate to borrow his mill as it was an emergency......
Learn about vestigial structures and intergluteal clefts from the SciShow on YouTube.
Spend nearly an hour faffing with the rollers as I convinced myself it wasn't fine enough. Now I worry it's far FAR too fine. Ho hum .....
Whilst walking my Dog, I realize I forgot to take the morning tablets. Convince myself I could die on the walk. Also, hayfever season is definitely not over. There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, suppress thoughts of imminent mortality
I get back to my liquor at strike temperature and pump the sparge volume out into my HLT. Add water additions (Glory be to Strange Steve) feeling very dodgy as I do so, like a Stopfordian Walter White. Hayfever wipes and tablets come to the rescue as they kick in.
I decide to watch She-Ra on my Netflix profile so my daughter doesn't realize I've continued past where were are. It's a joyful cartoon and perks me the **** up. Also, Coffee bags are excellent.
I look lovingly at my big wooden mash paddle as dough in. MASHING IS SMASHING!
Heat sparge water
(Ludicrous idea starts to form at the back of my head)
Use bucket blaster on conical - As I lift off the Conical foam goes everywhere. Old bedsheets to the rescue.
Take a PH reading NOICE! 5.42
The iodine test passes (with merit)
Speaker battery dies as I realize it wasn't plugged in. She-Ra stops, so bit of Slipknot on the phone.
(Ludicrous idea still niggling)
Lovely clear fine smelling wort
Mill Festbier malts under the influence of stupid idea that won't go away
Rage Against the Machine comes on (Weep inwardly for lost youthful fitness)
Coalchamber arrives after - Play whole album as it's been a while. I dance with as much vigour as I can muster when "Sway" comes on. I sparge slowly and meditatively. I try not to rush brew days to get the most out of them.
I make a pirate "Aaar" sound under my breath as I take a refractometre reading; it's under, but not by much, . Weigh boil hops as wort gets to the boil. When the boil's underway I realize I didn't recirc through the hop rocket, so I rinse it under the hot tap and dunk it in no rinse sanitiser. Start watching "Flying Monkeys" on Netflix, it's really REALLY bad. Add late hop additions.
Foolishly balance hop rocket precariously and learn what 80g of Fuggles look like when strewn around my garage floor. Luckily I have other Fuggles to hand as I accidently bought the ingredients for 2 x Five Points Best.
Drop temp to 80℃ and run wort through the resanitised and refilled hop rocket for 20 minutes. Chill using CFC and pitch the yeast with no further drama. Transfer to cleaned and sanitised fermzilla, with my aquarium air stone running. Pitch yeast and seal up tightly.
16:00 DOUBLE BREW DAY! (Really bad idea!)
Meanbrews Festbier
Rinse everything! Run 10 litres boiling water though CFC and Grainfather.
Heat total liquor and treat with sodium metabisulfite.
Start watching "The Pact" it's not great, but it has Caity Lotz in it and Casper Van Dien both of whom are rather easy on the eye.
Add sodium metabisulfite and heat full water amount, split it to HLT and add water additions (All praise to Strange Steve)
Dough in and relax into the 105 minute stepped mash.
El Sparge.
Boil
Chill and wait for an hour for the wort to chill to 10℃
Pitch big yeast starter.
23:00 slink upstairs to finish watching "The House that Dripped Blood" on Shudder.
Brewday Photos
07:34 Wake up - Think of everything I could do to get ahead on the brew day. Spend 15 minutes procrastinating and fall asleep.
Five Points Best
09:29 I recirculate 10 litres boiling water through the recirc pipe, whirlpool arm, CFC and measure water additions. I rub the small of my back and think "I'm too old for this ****"
I add the full liquor volume to the kettle and add sodium metabisulfite. I start heating the liquor in the Grainfather and check that the drill is rotating the correct way before I try to mill the grain. Last time I couldn't figure out why it wasn't working and asked a mate to borrow his mill as it was an emergency......
Learn about vestigial structures and intergluteal clefts from the SciShow on YouTube.
Spend nearly an hour faffing with the rollers as I convinced myself it wasn't fine enough. Now I worry it's far FAR too fine. Ho hum .....
Whilst walking my Dog, I realize I forgot to take the morning tablets. Convince myself I could die on the walk. Also, hayfever season is definitely not over. There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, suppress thoughts of imminent mortality
I get back to my liquor at strike temperature and pump the sparge volume out into my HLT. Add water additions (Glory be to Strange Steve) feeling very dodgy as I do so, like a Stopfordian Walter White. Hayfever wipes and tablets come to the rescue as they kick in.
I decide to watch She-Ra on my Netflix profile so my daughter doesn't realize I've continued past where were are. It's a joyful cartoon and perks me the **** up. Also, Coffee bags are excellent.
I look lovingly at my big wooden mash paddle as dough in. MASHING IS SMASHING!
Heat sparge water
(Ludicrous idea starts to form at the back of my head)
Use bucket blaster on conical - As I lift off the Conical foam goes everywhere. Old bedsheets to the rescue.
Take a PH reading NOICE! 5.42
The iodine test passes (with merit)
Speaker battery dies as I realize it wasn't plugged in. She-Ra stops, so bit of Slipknot on the phone.
(Ludicrous idea still niggling)
Lovely clear fine smelling wort
Mill Festbier malts under the influence of stupid idea that won't go away
Rage Against the Machine comes on (Weep inwardly for lost youthful fitness)
Coalchamber arrives after - Play whole album as it's been a while. I dance with as much vigour as I can muster when "Sway" comes on. I sparge slowly and meditatively. I try not to rush brew days to get the most out of them.
I make a pirate "Aaar" sound under my breath as I take a refractometre reading; it's under, but not by much, . Weigh boil hops as wort gets to the boil. When the boil's underway I realize I didn't recirc through the hop rocket, so I rinse it under the hot tap and dunk it in no rinse sanitiser. Start watching "Flying Monkeys" on Netflix, it's really REALLY bad. Add late hop additions.
Foolishly balance hop rocket precariously and learn what 80g of Fuggles look like when strewn around my garage floor. Luckily I have other Fuggles to hand as I accidently bought the ingredients for 2 x Five Points Best.
Drop temp to 80℃ and run wort through the resanitised and refilled hop rocket for 20 minutes. Chill using CFC and pitch the yeast with no further drama. Transfer to cleaned and sanitised fermzilla, with my aquarium air stone running. Pitch yeast and seal up tightly.
16:00 DOUBLE BREW DAY! (Really bad idea!)
Meanbrews Festbier
Rinse everything! Run 10 litres boiling water though CFC and Grainfather.
Heat total liquor and treat with sodium metabisulfite.
Start watching "The Pact" it's not great, but it has Caity Lotz in it and Casper Van Dien both of whom are rather easy on the eye.
Add sodium metabisulfite and heat full water amount, split it to HLT and add water additions (All praise to Strange Steve)
Dough in and relax into the 105 minute stepped mash.
El Sparge.
Boil
Chill and wait for an hour for the wort to chill to 10℃
Pitch big yeast starter.
23:00 slink upstairs to finish watching "The House that Dripped Blood" on Shudder.
Brewday Photos