pig accident !!!!!!!

[tazuk]

A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"






"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush." The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss, I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."





"So what's the problem now?" his boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"

 

[31bb3]

:lol:

 

[charlie_mead_face]

:thumb:

 

[bobsbeer]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[PD]

very droll

 

[BigYin]

Okay, it's a good joke, and I don't want to spoil it, but since I just did my BikeSafe observed ride with the Police today, and the Police motorcycle chap I went with was SO helpful, and SO good, I really feel I should stick up for them - at least just this once!!!! :whistle:

 

[bobsbeer]

Will you still be saying that when he's handing you a speeding ticket? :grin: :grin:


ps: I was one.

 

[BigYin]

I was once a copper - did that for 10 years, then left 11 years ago - so I can see the world from both sides!!

 

[PD]

Will you still be saying that when he's handing you a speeding ticket.....

shouldn't be speeding... ha haa.


yes it was a funny joke.... I laughed eventually.