The thread "Beer song" reminded me of a parody I wrote YEARS ago. The Wife and I (girlfriend then) used to go out pubbing/clubbing every Friday & Saturday night. During which time we would always end up at a Karaoke at one point in the night. I wasn't very good so I would tend to pick songs to entertain rather than actually sing. This led me to writing the following when bored one night in work....
Drinking at the bar (Swinging on a star)
Would you like to drink in a bar
Have a pint or 2 in a jar
Try a whiskey, smoke a cigar......
Or would you rather be a Newt
A Newt is an animal that breathes through its skin
That's how the oxygen gets in
If I was like that then the answers clear
I'd rip my clothes off and go swim in beer
So if you think drinking beer while nude is cute
You may grow up to be a Newt
So would you like to drink in a bar
Have a pint or 2 in a jar
While you sing and play air guitar......
Or would you rather be a fish
A fish is an animal that drinks all the day
It's only water by the way
He got no vodka, no he got no gin
If he did his mouth would open it would just pour in
So if to drink in life is all you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
Would you like to drink in a bar
Have a pint or 2 in a jar
Help ugly women look good from afar.......
Or would you rather be a dog
A dog is an animal who canât hold a pint
And as for vodka what a sight
If I was like that I would save some dough
One drink and Iâd be bladdred, taxi, time to go
So if your skint and your wantin off your trolley
You may grow up to be a collie
Act like monkeys down in the zoo
Every time you come down for a few
Have too much and youâll probably spew
The Karaokeâs never faaaaaaar
When you go drinking at the bar
When you go drinking at the bar
When you go drinking at the bar
Drinking at the bar (Swinging on a star)
Would you like to drink in a bar
Have a pint or 2 in a jar
Try a whiskey, smoke a cigar......
Or would you rather be a Newt
A Newt is an animal that breathes through its skin
That's how the oxygen gets in
If I was like that then the answers clear
I'd rip my clothes off and go swim in beer
So if you think drinking beer while nude is cute
You may grow up to be a Newt
So would you like to drink in a bar
Have a pint or 2 in a jar
While you sing and play air guitar......
Or would you rather be a fish
A fish is an animal that drinks all the day
It's only water by the way
He got no vodka, no he got no gin
If he did his mouth would open it would just pour in
So if to drink in life is all you wish
You may grow up to be a fish
Would you like to drink in a bar
Have a pint or 2 in a jar
Help ugly women look good from afar.......
Or would you rather be a dog
A dog is an animal who canât hold a pint
And as for vodka what a sight
If I was like that I would save some dough
One drink and Iâd be bladdred, taxi, time to go
So if your skint and your wantin off your trolley
You may grow up to be a collie
Act like monkeys down in the zoo
Every time you come down for a few
Have too much and youâll probably spew
The Karaokeâs never faaaaaaar
When you go drinking at the bar
When you go drinking at the bar
When you go drinking at the bar
