Ha! There’s a very niche form of tennis called ‘real tennis’. It is the sport which lawn tennis developed from, and was played by King Henry VIII (amongst others). There are only around fifty courts remaining in the world, one of which happens to be on Hayling Island, which is why I went there. Most courts will be very happy to offer you a free session where you can watch and play a game with a professional coach to see if you like it. You should check it out, it’s a really interesting sport, even if you only do the taster session. I happen to loathe lawn tennis but real tennis is great fun!