Marriage - Before And After

Thread starter Aleman
Start date Sep 12, 2011

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Aleman

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Sep 12, 2011

Before Marriage

Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don"t even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!!

After marriage

Read It backwards!!

Cussword

Landlord.

Sep 12, 2011

:rofl:

mozzy

Well-Known Member

Sep 12, 2011

that made me chuckle :lol:

big brew ejit

Active Member

Sep 12, 2011

:thumb:

graysalchemy

Active Member

Sep 12, 2011

:rofl: :rofl:

YogiB

Active Member

Sep 21, 2011

:rofl:

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YogiB

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Sep 24, 2011

Before and After Marriage..
erm........CLICKY?

Before marriage Iâd always catch her in my arms ........ .after our marriage Iâd always catch her in my pockets!