Joke

[The Ginger Ninja]

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way.

 

[graysalchemy]

It made me laugh :lol: :lol:

You are not wearing a fez by any chance are you.

:thumb: :thumb:

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

How did yo know?

 

[graysalchemy]

Its christmas time and only a genius like that could make such a cr*p joke funny. :lol: :lol:

Brilliant :thumb:

 

[Crastney]

what's the best cheese to coax a teddy out of a tree with?

Camembert

 

[keith1664]

Have you lot been at the crackers early?

 

[graysalchemy]

No Look at my Avatar

I Hate Christmas

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

what's the best cheese to coax a teddy out of a tree with?

Camembert

What kind of cheese isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese!

 

[artyb]

britains most prolific owl.....





the tea towel....

 

[Crastney]

Why can't Ukranian men wear tiny shorts?







Chernobyl fallout.

 

[ricardo]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Vossy1]

I joined a golf club the other day..........trouble is the bloody thing keeps coming apart :rofl:

Just like that :lol:

 

[graysalchemy]

I went to the doctors. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'.


I said 'What for?'


He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor'

:lol: :lol:

 

[Crastney]

I took my doberman to the vets for a check up, he picked him up and examined him for a long time and then said "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down"

"Why? What's wrong? is he really that ill?"

"he's not ill, he's just really bloody heavy!"

 

[RobWalker]

Had a sneaky look at my xmas presents last night. Someones bought me a bloody bag of rice. Damnit uncle ben.