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Man: I'd like to buy some flowers for my wife
Florist: Certainly sir, what are you after?
Man: Well, sex, obviously!
 
ooh ....I bought a cauliflower this morning for her...what do I get for that ?
 
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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub and the Barman says:

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