its not really wine

[Triker]

I told my local Pup Meister that I had started to make my own wine. He smuggley said "yes but if it isn't made with grapes its not really wine is it"

I had to retort..."what does that say about that battery acid you sell then" :hmm:

 

[bobsbeer]

:clap:

 

[Moley]

You could also suggest that he checks a dictionary.

Concise Oxford: wine n. 1. fermented grape juice as an alcoholic drink. 2. a fermented drink resembling this made from other fruits etc. as specified (elderberry wine, ginger wine).

Personally speaking, I've rather gone off grape wines.

 

[oldbloke]

HMRevenoo call it made-wine if it ain't grapes. Unless I mis-read it, and it /was/ late, and I /had/ been drinking...

 

[bobsbeer]

Well I make my wine.