Is there anything positive about living in Switzerland?

[oldbloke]

Obviously, the flag's a big plus.

 

[dennisking]

Nice mountains.

 

[TheMumbler]

Obviously, the flag's a big plus.

badum tish

I think they actually did quite well in that recent survey on happiest places to live.

 

[oldbloke]

NB This joke the property of Glenys Williams but I don't think she's asserting copyright

EDIT Oh, no, she nicked it off somebody else.

 

[bobsbeer]

They yodel very well...... :hmm: not sure if that's a positive..... :whistle:

 

[PD]

they don't go to war often

 

[sam.k]

Everyone has a pocket knife so therefore would have all the tools needed to rebuild after the revolution happens.

 

[fuzzy]

They wont be too bothered about globing warming when the sea's rise….

 

[Grumpy Jack]

Chocolate bunnies with bells round their neck...

 

[Megaross]

Their political system is better.

And they make good knives and chocolate.

EDIT: Just got the joke, now get your coat.

 

[falafael]

When i was there, i loved it, very picturesque, and friendly people!, i was in bern and a place called Sils!

 

[godfrey]

positive....flag....a big plus :rofl:

they make great time pieces :thumb:

 

[devexwarrior]

To quote Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

 

[Robbo]

You could always use a Cuckoo Clock to time yourself with how fast you can eat a Toblerone. :P

 

[PD]

Leather shorts ? and suspenders...( braces)

 

[Bluezephyr]

Dignitas

No nanny state to keep you alive if you want out

 

[dennisking]

On the down side I had what was my most expensive beer ever in Geneva. In 1974 a 500ml bog standard local lager cost my mate and me £1.50 each, the average pint in the UK at the time was around .15p. AND IT WAS MY BLOODY ROUND :evil: .

 

[PD]

moan moan moan......

 

[bobsbeer]

On the down side I had what was my most expensive beer ever in Geneva. AND IT WAS MY BLOODY ROUND :evil: .

:lol: :lol: That'll teach you. Although I think I paid more than that in 1976. :hmm: