Interesting reply required for an email

[unclepumble]

I have just recieved the following by email

Hi,

Please could I have some tasting notes for your Indian's Head.


Many Thank

Lisa

Now the email is intended for the Bridestones Brewing Co at Hebden Bridge, not lil ol me in Cheshire, now I seem to be getting an increasing number of emails intended for them by different people who obviously don't bother to read my website and just click on the contact us button,i am in an :twisted: mood today therefore I am throwing out a gauntlet.

How would you answer the above?

Best one goes back as a reply.

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[Wendy1971]

Ask them to send you a shed load of malt and hops and bill the brewery :rofl:

 

[Moley]

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[unclepumble]

I was thinking of telling them I had never heard of an Indian's head & that the only thing I have ever brewed was a rather aromatic turtles head :sick: :shock:


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[Springer]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Muddydisco]

Reply should be
Go buy a bottle and taste it yourself you Tight git!!

or

I don't know of any notes, I have never tasted it before? If you do find any can you send them on to us.

 

[unclepumble]

I think it might be,

"Lisa,
Sorry but I have never produced an Indians head, The ex wife has shrunk a few though, I'll forward your mail on to her"


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[paulpj26]

Dear Lisa, it tasted like chicken and goes down well with a bottle of rose

 

[graysalchemy]

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Have you had to censor yourself Moley, did you break Rule 34B section 7 of the Moderators Handbook?

I'm intrigued now :hmm: :hmm:

Perhaps you made a grammatical error or a spelling mistake

:lol: :lol:

 

[Tony]

"Most of it was fine, just under the eyes being very fruity. However, behind the ears had definate sprouty overtones, I'm not sure she washed there too often. Please feel free to come around and have a taste yourself."

 

[robsan77]

this is why you are getting more emails http://www.bridestonesbrewery.co.uk/

They have no website and say to email them but dont leave an email address.

Its also interesting that your website comes up higher in a google search.

 

[Tony]

Great website :shock: How long have they been in existence?

They do have an email addy: [email protected]

(Click 'email')

 

[bigdave]

How about this:

Dear Lisa,

Thank you for your email, I honestly didn't expect a response so soon after signing up!

I would imagine my Indian's Head would be somewhat salty (you'd have to ask my wife, her user name is 'Swinging Tomahawk'). I've done a search for your email address on the site but have struggled to find your profile? Would it be possible to email my wife and I some pictures directly and then we could perhaps book a group room at the next get together (I believe its in the Lakes this year)?

Regards,

Geoff (aka big_totempole76)


P.S. With regard to the pictures, we prefer non-penetrative, outdoor, pocahontas outfit, shots but anything you can rustle up will do.

 

[graysalchemy]

:lol: :lol:

 

[paulpj26]

How about this:

Dear Lisa,

Thank you for your email, I honestly didn't expect a response so soon after signing up!

I would imagine my Indian's Head would be somewhat salty (you'd have to ask my wife, her user name is 'Swinging Tomahawk'). I've done a search for your email address on the site but have struggled to find your profile? Would it be possible to email my wife and I some pictures directly and then we could perhaps book a group room at the next get together (I believe its in the Lakes this year)?

Regards,

Geoff (aka big_totempole76)


P.S. With regard to the pictures, we prefer non-penetrative, outdoor, pocahontas outfit, shots but anything you can rustle up will do.

:rofl: PMSL excellent Dave :thumb:

 

[Mike1981]

How about this:

Dear Lisa,

Thank you for your email, I honestly didn't expect a response so soon after signing up!

I would imagine my Indian's Head would be somewhat salty (you'd have to ask my wife, her user name is 'Swinging Tomahawk'). I've done a search for your email address on the site but have struggled to find your profile? Would it be possible to email my wife and I some pictures directly and then we could perhaps book a group room at the next get together (I believe its in the Lakes this year)?

Regards,

Geoff (aka big_totempole76)


P.S. With regard to the pictures, we prefer non-penetrative, outdoor, pocahontas outfit, shots but anything you can rustle up will do.

Classic! :lol: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :lol:

 

[Tony]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[unclepumble]

How about this:

Dear Lisa,

Thank you for your email, I honestly didn't expect a response so soon after signing up!

I would imagine my Indian's Head would be somewhat salty (you'd have to ask my wife, her user name is 'Swinging Tomahawk'). I've done a search for your email address on the site but have struggled to find your profile? Would it be possible to email my wife and I some pictures directly and then we could perhaps book a group room at the next get together (I believe its in the Lakes this year)?

Regards,

Geoff (aka big_totempole76)


P.S. With regard to the pictures, we prefer non-penetrative, outdoor, pocahontas outfit, shots but anything you can rustle up will do.

Excellent excellent I wonder if I dare :hmm: :wha: :whistle:

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[unclepumble]

this is why you are getting more emails http://www.bridestonesbrewery.co.uk/

They have no website and say to email them but dont leave an email address.

Its also interesting that your website comes up higher in a google search.

There website was somewhat more substantial than that a few months ago, I wonder why its only gone to one page :wha:.


Its Not that interesting that my website comes higher than them, I have a little knowledge in website promotion. ( I built a business website up a few years ago for a freind and had 35,000 users a month, month on month )
I'm no expert but have an idea how google works :ugeek: .
My site is also top 10 on google in a search for RIMS brewery I see :thumb:
Best get busy updating the content on it now, I have been very lazy over the past few months

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[snail59]

I was reading through the replys thinking of amuseing things to say about 1000cc Vtwin motorcycle engines and then I reached this.

How about this:

Dear Lisa,

Thank you for your email, I honestly didn't expect a response so soon after signing up!

I would imagine my Indian's Head would be somewhat salty (you'd have to ask my wife, her user name is 'Swinging Tomahawk'). I've done a search for your email address on the site but have struggled to find your profile? Would it be possible to email my wife and I some pictures directly and then we could perhaps book a group room at the next get together (I believe its in the Lakes this year)?

Regards,

Geoff (aka big_totempole76)


P.S. With regard to the pictures, we prefer non-penetrative, outdoor, pocahontas outfit, shots but anything you can rustle up will do.

Brilliant :clap: :clap: :clap: I'm not bothering as I cant top that.

Shane you HAVE to send that and let us know if they answer.



Then again if she does respond and wants to book the group room you may not want to tell us :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: