Inappropriate hold music

[Jeltz]

I don't think I've posted this on THBF but I have on other forums.

It strikes me that there are some tracks which are would be inappropriate for certain organisations to have as hold music

Such as

The Samaritans - Van Halen - Jump
The RSPCA - Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up

So what can you come up with?

 

[PD]

Prison Department............ Please release me, let me go.

 

[ryanshelton]

Schizophrenic Helpline - Just the two of us

Or

Asthma helpline- take my breath away

 

[Pearlfisher]

Environment Agency Emergency Floodline - Handel's Water Music. :evil:

 

[pittsy]

whilst on hold during a phone call to the vatican , high way to hell ac/dc.

 

[Leeds Chimp]

we were actually talking about this last nite...

Earthquake Helpline - Shake, Rattle & Roll

Local Crematorium - Disco inferno

Claustrophobia Helpline - Living in a box

Debt Helpline - Money Money Money (ABBA)

Zoo - Who let the dogs out? or animal song

999-- HELP

 

[Jeltz]

Funeral Director - Going underground

 

[Brewtrog]

Funeral Director's - Another One Bites The Dust

 

[BIGJIM72]

Tesco helpline- My lovely Horse (from Father Ted)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

 

[Dronfieldbrewer]

Funeral Directors

Going Underground by the Jam
3 Steps to Heaven by Sawaddywaddy

 

[Jeltz]

Women's refuge - Britney Spears, Hit me baby one more time.

 

[alawlor66430]

Feminist movement hq. ******* ain't **** by dr dre

 

[dennisking]

John Smiths brewery - Just like water - Lauryn Hill.

 

[graysalchemy]

Tesco's internet shopping customer helpline - Please please please let me get what I want The Smiths

 

[Jeltz]

Saniflow helpline - Big Log by Robert Plant

STD Clinic - Private Investigations by Dire Straits

 

[Will12283]

Earthquake Helpline - Shake, Rattle & Roll

It's one also works with the Parkinson's society.

 

[dennisking]

No.11 Downing street - got to pick a pocket or two.

 

[PD]

No 10......Dont laugh at me,cos I'm a fool....... Norman Wisdom

 

[PD]

alternatively

Ha Ha said the clown

 

[RichardN00]

Crematorium - Burn, baby, burn

Marriage guidance - D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Tammy Winette