im leavin the doors unlocked tonite...

[artyb]

:pray:


http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 6303849586

 

[dennisking]

Can't see how the offence could happen without him rising to the occasion.

 

[Dtothe3]

You understand that if you place a device capable of administering an electrical charge on a man's testicles and shock him you can make him ejaculate?

Doesn't mean he's going to enjoy it.

Male rape in this format can be as (mentally) traumatic as any other rape.

Admittedly I expected the lady in question to resemble Anne Widdecombe, not an older Jessica Rabbit minus the firehair.

Artyb, you should also contemplate the idea that there are more "big bobs" trying doors at night then there are "scarlet ladies" trying doors at night...

 

[aneray]

Can't see how the offence could happen without him rising to the occasion.

:lol: Love it Dennis, love it.

I know of a case that happened in the South West a few years ago but this was between two people of the same sex. One of them was found guilty and I think they got five years.

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Can't see how the offence could happen without him rising to the occasion.

Maybe he was full of homebrew? :hmm:

 

[dennisking]

Another BB classic. :clap: You must visit some strange sites Kev.

 

[oldstout]

Can't imagine quite why anyone sane would complain to the police about that :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've sent her my address in case she gets off anyway..... :shock: :shock: :party: :party: :party: :party:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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[unclepumble]

Well Blow me!!!!!

UP

 

[dennisking]

Well Blow me!!!!!

UP

Pass

 

[artyb]

no luck so far... :evil:

 

[oldstout]

no luck so far... :evil:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[artyb]

i might be locking the door ... :hmm:

know i know what little pud has ... :shock:

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Well Blow me!!!!!

UP

You'll have to wait until August this year Unc.

 

[oldstout]

Well Blow me!!!!!

UP

You'll have to wait until August this year Unc.

Must be cryptic BB :wha: :wha:

 

[dennisking]

Secrets of the spring thing.

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Secrets of the spring thing.

Behind zipped flaps. :shock:

 

[artyb]

i do hope kevs not gonna put mr limpy on the bbq... :?

 

[artyb]

zipped flaps.. :?

reminds me of when i caught mr limpy in my zip