Girl in the shop

[alawlor66430]

Girl serving me in the shop today was lovely, so I said to her, "I would ask you out if I was pissed, but I don't have the balls to do it sober..."

She winked at me and said, "Maybe you should pretend you're drunk...?!"

So I passed out in a puddle of my own vomit and shat myself.

 

[Hawks]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[joe1002]

:lol: :lol:

 

[peelman]

and did she agree to go out with you??? It's hard to imagine how she could resist.... :lol: :lol:

 

[narmour]

how romantic. Kind of like how I proposed to my fiance.

:drunk: