Fiddling in the brewery this afternoon I heard a voice say " Er excuse me "
I looked up and saw a rather short lady with far too much make up on stood in the doorway. She was wearing a red sparkly tight top and tights !! :shock: with 3 large Ostrich feathers apparently stuck up her bum... :shock: :shock:
After the initial shock and checking the %abv of my brew, I discovered the Circus is in town next week and she was issuing 10% discount tickets for the shows...
OOh the Circus says I
Yes she says all excited
Any Lions says I..
No says she
Any Elephants ?
we got a paper mache one she replied...
Any Camels ?
We got Clowns
Any dancing horses
We got a clowns car
Bog Off says I
she did
and took her vouchers with her............ :grin:
I looked up and saw a rather short lady with far too much make up on stood in the doorway. She was wearing a red sparkly tight top and tights !! :shock: with 3 large Ostrich feathers apparently stuck up her bum... :shock: :shock:
After the initial shock and checking the %abv of my brew, I discovered the Circus is in town next week and she was issuing 10% discount tickets for the shows...
OOh the Circus says I
Yes she says all excited
Any Lions says I..
No says she
Any Elephants ?
we got a paper mache one she replied...
Any Camels ?
We got Clowns
Any dancing horses
We got a clowns car
Bog Off says I
she did
and took her vouchers with her............ :grin: