Favourite Film Quotes

[Wez]

For me it has to be from Snatch.

Brick Top : Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.

 

[Aleman]

Magnificent Seven "In my case an accident of birth, you're a self made man"

 

[Moley]

“Assumption is the mother of all f***-ups”

That one with terrorists on a train, and that Seagull bloke, I'm hopeless with films.

 

[unclepumble]

Blazing saddles "Don't shoot or the ****** gets it" not very pc I know but it was on sky last night again.

no 2 has to be jaws "how big do you think it is, 20 maybe 25"

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[BigYin]

“Assumption is the mother of all f***-ups”

That one with terrorists on a train, and that Seagull bloke, I'm hopeless with films.

Under Seige 2 :thumb:

 

[Sean_Mc]

Blazing saddles "Don't shoot or the ****** gets it" not very pc I know but it was on sky last night again.

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Nearly got in a fight in Universal studios Orlando with my then seven year old son saying that to the biggest guy I've ever seen. He was holding a plastic gun to his own head, otherwise I think my head would of been pounded.

 

[BarnsleyBrewer]

Italian Job.... "You're Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off" :thumb:

CLICKY
ANOTHER CLICKY

 

[thomasray_uk]

anchorman: "i believe diversity is an old wooden ship used during the civil war era"

 

[queues likely]

"aint got time to bleed" Predator

 

[queues likely]

"dirka dirka jihad jihad, dirka dirka" Team America. :thumb:

 

[LeicesterLad]

Anchorman

Ron Burgundy - I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[queues likely]

"thats the way I ROLL!" Anchorman. jack black to will ferrell

 

[unclepumble]

John Holmes In "Dickman and Throbbin"

Throbbin has just finished his action scene with a nubile young Blonde and john holmes quotes just as he pulls out his very large wanger "Now mam you've tried the starter now for the Main Course" :rofl:


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[leedsbrew]

Couldn't choose between

• We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now.

• I feel like a pig shat in my head.

• I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

All Richard E Grant's character Withnail form 'Withnail & I'

 

[Bru4u]

Snatch
"Whats in the car Tommy"
" Four fcuking seats and a steering wheel"

 

[caerleon]

"If it's wet drink it!"

Men Behaving Badly

 

[jamesb]

I agree with leedsbrew, anything from Withnail and I is a classic.

First Policeman: You're drunk.
Withnail: I assure you I'm not officer. I've only had a few ales.


Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you.


Withnail: [having just drunk a bottle of lighter fluid] Got any more?
Marwood: No. I have nothing.
Withnail: Liar. What's in your toolbox.
Marwood: Nothing.
Withnail: Liar. You've got antifreeze.
Marwood: You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.

 

[thomasray_uk]

anchorman: "i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

"the arsonist had oddly shaped feet"

"the human torch was denied a bank loan"

Too many to mention, the film is full of great quotes!

 

[graysalchemy]

Apocalypse Now

If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it's safe to surf this beach!

The Big Red One

It's just one of your balls, Smitty. These mines were not designed to kill you, just castrate ya. :nono: :nono: :sick: :sick:

 

[Baz Chaz]

From the Bond film Live and let Die 1973

its about 4 minutes in on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmb3ZUAO ... re=related



with the redneck accent and the way he delivers it ............. Clifton James Blustery as Sheriff JW Pepper he was a regular feature in the Bond films and he was brilliant :lol:

Sheriff J.W. Pepper: By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within.
[spits and looks at Eddie]
Sheriff J.W. Pepper: And that means you, smartass.