Done any thing crazy whilst on the brew

[theskipper1]

Back in the day early eighties my next door neighbour Ken used to copy every thing I did
Only better .. I decided to put hanging baskets on my front porch .. I came home from work and you've guessed it ken copied me and put mine to shame with his Chelsea flower show jobs , that evening I got very merry on my Geordie bitter and spotted some Giant slugs rooting around in the under growth and plopped a few in the Chelsea baskets I could hear them munching away on his petunias they desimated them Chelsea flower baskets and mine were a festival all summer long , I have to say I didn't remember doing it until he asked me a few days later if I had any in mine and then the memory of the dirty deed came flooding back to me

 

[sue666]

Naughty, naughty, naughty lol ! I was once informed by my then boyfriend (whilst in bed after a night out) that he'd been cheating on me with someone I knew. I pretended to take it really well & in the morning asked him to get up first & make me a farewell cup of tea. Now, he was a very heavy smoker and kept a usually overflowing ashtray by the side of the bed so I tipped the entire contents of said ashtray all over the bottom sheet before carefully making it. Needless to say he got a rude awakening that night as he slid into bed with his latest conquest !! I bumped into him a couple of months later & he was still really angry about it lol !!! Did I care?...........did I hell ! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

 

[theskipper1]

So you're a Woman not to be messed with ,do you brew youre own beer then I thought it was a bloke thing 😮

 

[chesters-mild]

Well done! He deserved that.
In the old old days (12, 13 cent.) most brewers were women.

 

[Chippy_Tea]

So you're a Woman not to be messed with ,do you brew youre own beer then I thought it was a bloke thing

I feel the reply may go something like 3 - 2 - 1 -

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[theskipper1]

I feel the reply may go something like 3 - 2 - 1 -

I know it's Dangerous territory. ...

 

[sue666]

To answer the first question I don't brew beer I tried ages ago but didn't have much success so gave up, I did make my own damson wine until a couple of years ago but got bored of that too. The ' ash-tray ' incident was many years ago when I really wasn't someone to mess with :twisted: lol but I've mellowed a lot these days...........not sure my hubby would agree with that though !:lol:

 

[BeerCat]

Naughty, naughty, naughty lol ! I was once informed by my then boyfriend (whilst in bed after a night out) that he'd been cheating on me with someone I knew. I pretended to take it really well & in the morning asked him to get up first & make me a farewell cup of tea. Now, he was a very heavy smoker and kept a usually overflowing ashtray by the side of the bed so I tipped the entire contents of said ashtray all over the bottom sheet before carefully making it. Needless to say he got a rude awakening that night as he slid into bed with his latest conquest !! I bumped into him a couple of months later & he was still really angry about it lol !!! Did I care?...........did I hell ! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

You sound like a lady after my own heart. Much respect to you for that. Excellent!:thumb:

 

[theskipper1]

I'm not a lady or a Woman, I agree though and despise people who cheat double cross stab you in the back and basically stitch us nice folk up , sadly there are plenty of them about 👀well at least there is where I work ...

 

[Spoon]

Made a roast dinner, does that count?

Forgot to add irish moss as it coincided with the broccoli additions to the other pan.

 

[theskipper1]

I do remember getting busted by the boys in blue one new years eve for dancing on the local church roof and a friend of mine turned his dad's 3 wheeled plastic pig over ...
The brew was resposible for both actions 😯

 

[Tau]

I remember as a student years ago, going to a party and being told that I new this girl, couldn't place her anyway. Three drunk lads enter this house, well basically it was just a family sitting there and this girl who I was supposed to know even sat next her apparently in lectures, with her engaged boyfriend. They were all very well spoken. It was christmas tree up, lights deccorations etc. Got them albsolutely legless, old retired dad playing air guituar and head banging, her 15 year old brother drinking whiskey. Heavily Snoggin this girl (still couldn't place her) in front of boyfriend. Friend fell into tree brought all lights down, presents crushed. Then as I was walking downstairs my other friend threw up over the banister all over the girls head all over her face. But I looked over at the exact time and was blamed for it. Had a good time I think.

Thing was the one who broke the tree and the other got invited too the next party, not me...thinking about it might have been snoging the girl in front of boyfriend or it might have been the mother cant quite remember.

Anyway roll on 20 years and now wife was at work at xmas when these two women come in and start talking about previous parties and my name comes up and she foolishly mentioned that I was her husband. I enjoyed the second hand embrassment lol

 

[murphysmum]

My moment also involves a broken relationship - but not mine! A good friend of mine was dating a guy the was a real ar$e to her, cancelling at the last minute, or saying he'd love to go out but was skint to she'd end up paying, or putting everything else first etc. Anyway after many tears she dumped him. So we went out the next week to find him draped all over his next victim, acting like he was the worlds 'best catch'. My fiend started to get upset, so in a moment of madness I walked over to him and his 'lady' and started telling him right off - said he never ever takes her out, they have only been married for 6 months, when he finally does take her out, the minute her back is turned to get on the dance floor, we came back to find him behaving like this, how he should be ashamed of himself - especially as she may be expecting their first child - the works! OK, so I may have looked like the 'fish wife' but it ruined his night out which seemed very just considering how many nights out of my friends had been ruined. Oh and a bit late his new victim came over and thanked me saying he had denied everything and how she felt she'd had a lucky escape - she even apologised to my friend!