Does anyone know...........

[The Ginger Ninja]

Does anyone know any beer related jokes??

Im always on the lookout for horrendous jokes

 

[dennisking]

Man walks into a bar, ouch, it was an iron bar, there are lots of man walks into bar jokes, could be a long thread

 

[Aleman]

Two men walk into a bar . . . You would have thought one of them would have seen it

 

[Aleman]

man walks into a bar, treads on a turd and shoots across the floor, before crashing down on his arse. . . Guy at the bar turns round and says "I just did that"

 

[markp]

Horse walks in to a bar.
Barman says 'Why the long face?'

Bloke walks in to a bar.
'Double rum please barman!'
Barman serves him the drink. Bloke says, 'Sorry, I've changed my mind, can I have a double whisky instead?'
'No problem' says the barman and he swaps the drink for a whisky.
Bloke drinks the whisky and turns away from the bar to leave.
Barman shouts, 'Oi, you never paid me for that!'
Bloke says 'I gave you the rum for it.'
Barman says 'You never paid me for that either.'
'Of course not.' Says the bloke 'I didn't drink the bugger did I?'

Coat, taxi!! :whistle:

 

[markp]

man walks into a bar, treads on a turd and shoots across the floor, before crashing down on his arse. . . Guy at the bar turns round and says "I just did that"

So the man grabbed hold of him and rubbed his nose in it?

Is there a prize? :lol:

 

[pondlife]

Cast your minds back to 1992...

Two guys are chatting in a bar and one says to the other, "Did you hear about the LA Riots?"

"I'm not surprised!", says the other, "It tastes like cat's pish!"

 

[The Ginger Ninja]

heee hee heee

 

[abeyptfc]

A Guy walks into a bar with a piece of Tarmac under his arm, and says to the barman, ;I'll have a pint of lager and one for the road'

 

[snail59]

A white Horse walks into a bar. Bar man says we have a whiskey named after you. The Horse replies what DOBIN.

 

[dennisking]

John Smiths a joke beer