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cwiseman77

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I've never been what they call "handy", always fancying myself as somewhat of an intellectual. The past couple of years however have seen me have to carry out a few repairs to the house, much to the amusement of swmbo. Our letter box blew off in high winds, the replacement i fitted had a 3cm gap at the top. Our bathroom mirror is at a nice 20 degree angle.

My mother though, having recently retired as a social worker and doing a college course in furniture restoration has gotten the DIY bug and tried to pass it on me. The upside of this is that we finally cleared out my grandfather's shed (he died in 1998!!!!) and found an old metal halfords tool box. My mother repainted the toolbox and bought a whole bunch of new tools and along with the old tools gave it to my for Christmas. So having my grandfather's toolbox has inspired me to try be more handy. He was a shop steward at Rolls Royce who worked on aeroplane engines for 40 years (before a 3rd brain tumour finally done him in) and was always trying in vain to get me involved in his DIY projects as a kid. Well finally, 15 years after he has passed I've got his old tool box, all the kit and a big day of DIY planned. I have pictures to hang, roller blinds to install and shelves to build and install. Wish me luck!

p.s. when clearing out the shed I found an old handheld bottle capper. My mum claims that grandpa Bill the engineer, ballroom dancer, communist, part-time magician was also a brewer who used to use an old washing to brew in!
 
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There is only one bit of advice you need right now. The fundamental rule of DIY.

"Measure it twice. Cut it only once."

Get stuck in, your life can only become richer for the feeling of smug satisfaction when people come to your house and say "ooh, I like that! Did you do that?", and you smile modestly and say "Yes. Yes I did."

(all the while, inside your head what you are actually saying is "BOOOYA! Hell Yeah!! I'm da MAN!")
 
no excuse now not to make the old man proud of you...... :thumb:

Got my old grandadies wooden block plane which still puts a smooth finish to a surface.

He was an unlucky man......worked on a steam tramper ferrying wood pulp Scandanavia to Grimsby, payed and studied for his exams during the Depression and finally got his First Class Steam Engineers Certificate...



then shipping changed over to diesel....doh !
 
My DIY adventures so far:

Some kids picture I put up in the toilet in work

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New roller blind:

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Bathroom cabinet

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SWMBO is plotting a list
 
theres no stopping you now !

What's your hourly rate for jobs ?
 
3 Rules to DIY....

1 - If in doubt, give it a clout.

2 - The bigger the doubt, the bigger the clout.

3 - If it dont fit... Force it.

Also, for all the engineers out there.....

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I have had to become a bit more handy since buying a house. No experience from dad growing up - his tool box was the universal spanner (a pair of pliers), universal screwdriver (butter knife) and the universal bludgeon the damned thing (a hammer).
 
^^^ i was the same, my household DIY skills shot through the roof when we bought our house. Never done anything like it before, as my old mans a florist, and always paid people to do stuff around the house because he's proper cack-handed with DIY.

Being a mechanic, its surprising how much of my toolbox came into play with the plumbing, basic electrics, kitchen and bathroom fitting etc.

Quite surprised how much i used a variety of hammers though :shock:
 
Down the garage where i work, its 'the persuader' and the copper faced hammer is called the 'copper conker bonker' :D
 
Hammers get all the best nicknames...

I like the subtle "drifting iron"

And the more commonplace "ladies screwdriver"...
 
but what would we do without the universal butter knife........ :roll:

the old fashioned one with the cream boned handle and thin flexible blade, wish I could find where to buy a new one, only place I've ever seen them is in antique shops !!
 
piddledribble said:
the old fashioned one with the cream boned handle and thin flexible blade

Grrrr... I want one too!!! There is nothing better for spreading toast, opening letters, picking locks, getting stuff out of cracks...

...and making a great pyoyoyoyoing noise like you used to do with rulers at school.
 
It took me buying a house to become a bit more DIY savvy, the first day I moved in I went and bought a power drill because I wanted to put some pictures up... actually I just wanted to drill holes in the wall as they were my walls and I could do what I wanted with them!! the pictures were a happy coincidence that they went up exactly where I had drilled holes...
 
That is some mighty fine work. I have a number of jobs you could do round at mine if you are free :hmm: This Saturday maybe? :lol: :lol:
 
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