Denmark launches a children's TV show about a man with a giant penis

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...rk-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penis
Well what do you think?

 

[An Ankoù]

I only think with my penis. What else is it for?

 

[Appleyard]

I only think with my penis. What else is it for?

I used to work in construction, so I used mine as a concrete breaker.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

I used to work in construction, so I used mine as a concrete breaker.

Work in construction - isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[Appleyard]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...rk-launches-childrens-tv-show-man-giant-penisWell what do you think?

That's my friend, Billy.

Where's the girl next door?

 

[marshbrewer]

I only think with my penis. What else is it for?

Well, according to the picture in the link, lighting BBQ's apparently.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

@chopps have you seen JJSH response - just saying nothing

 

[LED_ZEP]

“What kind of culture are we creating for our children if it’s OK for them to see ‘perfect’ bodies on Instagram – enhanced, digitally or cosmetically – but not ‘real bodies’?” she said.

This is what it's really about, They're using this to bring the real subject that should be covered in to the media.

That's the sensible answer but it's a good lead for some **** jokes.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

Well, according to the picture in the link, lighting BBQ's apparently.

Cheers jjsh - I am planning a BBQ tomorrow - I'll give that a try

 

[marshbrewer]

Cheers jjsh - I am planning a BBQ tomorrow - I'll give that a try

I can see two problems there. The first that BBQ's don't really work in freezing cold weather. The second is.....

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

I can see two problems there. The first that BBQ's don't really work in freezing cold weather. The second is.....

Well my view is that cold weather is exactly when you should have a BBQ

Most people get it wrong. They only have one when it's hot, making the chef too hot

If you have it when it's cold the chef doesn't get too hot and the wind, rain, snow keeps the food that's cooking cooler reducing the chance that it will burn

Don't understand your reference to the second problem

I do like my sausage though!

 

[chopps]

Obadiah had a BBQ on Boxing Day too. I know this to be true as he sent me photos of him lighting it.

 

[Banbeer]

I call mine Mr Zippo. Only on bank holidays tho'.

 

[Obadiah Boondoggle]

I call mine Mr Zippo. Only on bank holidays tho'.

What do you call Mr Zippo - your BBQ, your penis or your apparatus for lighting your BBQ?

Actually, thinking about it all would work

 

[Banbeer]

 

[Clint]

It's when you get dicks at a pantomime is when they really stand out...
Sounds familiar...