Graz
Landlord.
Have to say that when you factor in the washing up, clearing away, sterilising etc that is always going to be a constant, do kits really save that much time. What is the 'missing stage' that you don't have to do with kits, if any?
Not sure what AG method you're using but I can have a kit made up and in the brew fridge in under an hour. From what I understand just the post mash boil takes that alone.
Fill bowl with hot water from the tap, put malt pouches / tins in it, leave for ~15 mins to soften whilst sorting everything else out.
Get fermenting bucket (already clean from previous use), pour a large glug of StarSan in it, put the lid on, give it a good shake. Take the lid off and add stirring paddle, sample jar, turkey baster, tin opener (if needed), & scissors, lid on, shake around a bit more to get everything wetted, finally lob in hydrometer (don't want to be shaking that around so much), leave it all for a bit, this all takes 2-3 minutes.
Fill kettle and switch on to boil.
As kettle is coming to a boil carefully remove all sanitised stuff from the fermenter onto an sanitised surface, dip probe of Thermapen into StarSan solution and set aside. Drain the StarSan from the fermenter back into container. 2-3 mins
Kettle now boiled, empty malt pouches / tins into fermenter, fill empty pouches with the boiled water + a bit of cold to top up, stir round with paddle to get remaining malt. Put any water remaining in the kettle into fermenter, add malty water from pouches and bin them. Fill kettle and put it back on again. Stir everything in the fermenter well to dissolve the malt, add any extra brewing sugar / dextrose if supplied with kit and stir in to dissolve. ~10 mins
Top up fermenter to desired volume with cold water from the tap. Do from height to aerate. When the last 2-3 litres need to be added give it a stir and check the temperature, too warm to pitch, keep adding the cold, too cold add some from the kettle. ~5 mins
Give it a last stir up and draw a sample to read the initial gravity. ~3 mins.
Put lid on, move to brew fridge, get it set up (i.e. temp probe + bubble wrap fixed to fermenter), lift lid, sprinkle on yeast, put lid back open slightly to let CO2 escape. Turn on brew fridge and check temperature setting. ~5 mins
Wash up the few bits you've used - paddle, baster, sample jar, hydrometer, scissors / opener, clean Thermapen probe ~5 mins
Make a note of start date and initial gravity. ~1 min
Job done.
Not ever saying kits are better than AG and when time allows I will dip my toe in the water on that front but for now can't beat the convenience of a kit.