Charges Be brought

[Northern Brewer]

yer 'onor, I had the misfortune to have to partake in a stroll around the supermarket today where they were sellings mountains of crap beer to the masses. I'm sure the court in the Hague would like to hear about this as a crime against humanity.

Only good point was the special offers. There's a special deal on tampons with glitter and bells on. Be quick though - its just for the Christmas period......... :grin:

 

[Frogfurlong]

Tis Christmas so I say forgive all transgressions until after the festive period. During this time people will be under a great deal of strain and stress. I can understand people grabbing the first brew that comes to hand after being in Asda today. It was an awful sight to behold. Ques of people purchasing cases of Stella, Bud and John smiths. Please please be lenient.

Cases like these are sadly on the increase, today's society has no time to help our poor defenseless tinnyswigger.
For just £5 per month you can help. Your donation will help to build pico-breweries across the land. Each one will help to teach tinnyswiggers how to reach beyond their next fix and focus on a greater goal.
Your donations so far have already helped tinnyswiggers like Tom;

I was drinkin cans of Colt 45 and bottles of MD 20/20 before Brewaid helped me. These days I make my own all grain beers and ales, not to mention Wurzel's orange wine

So please give generously.

Thank you

 

[rich27500]

Your honor I put it to the V's that having only one method of Internet connection in this day and age is backwards beyond belief and for that reason I simply don't believe it...

 

[PD]

I have deliberated all night, unable to sleep due to the worry, ( or it might have been the pickled eggs consumed )
However the offence admitted by of all persons, the respected Vossy is far too serious for one one man to decide upon.
I therefore call upon all members of the forum to cast their Guilty or....( reads card ) oh yes Not Guilty vote ASAP. Bearing in mind his open admission ( contempt ) his own plea of guilty to the offence...weighed against the fact that he is a moderator of this forum with the delete button well within his grasp. He is also the sole distributor of the best Silicone Tubing available on the site....

Your vote is crucial please vote responsibly

 

[graysalchemy]

I call upon the fine upstanding members of the jury to a record Guilty Verdict

There is a greater conspiracy at work here, one I fear that V and other members of admin and mods may be involved with.

I will rout out this cancer but I do need the help of the Judiciary to do it. If you want to rid our brethren of this scourge then record a Guilty verdict.

If however you feel that this man is innocent of these crimes :hmm: :hmm:

Be Afraid Be Very Afraid As I Will Be Watching YOU :twisted: :twisted:

 

[Dieseljockey]

He is also the sole distributor of the best Silicone Tubing available on the site....

Judge!!!!! your high 'oner sir....touch forelock You stated in your closing statement (see above) I use the said silicone pipe....and I think I may need some more.... :? so on that grounds I have to hold up a NOT Guilty card....I say let the prisoner go free so that he may rejoin his family for Chrimbo...

Vossy there's a file in the cake just in case

 

[graysalchemy]

Diesel Jockey I am watching you. You are on my list.

 

[PD]

Magnanimous and selfish as always DJ er sorry selfless.


confiscates cake

 

[Dieseljockey]

I knew I shouldn't have baked that damn cake.....bugger.

 

[Vossy1]

T'is the morning after and I offer a defence to all. Twas a heavy nights drinking last night and only 3 bottles remain unopened this morning....yes the San Miguel. All other fine ales have been consumed and in my drunken stuper I must still clearly have understood the implications of drinking said beverage*. Today I will once again take life in hands to get some more beverages and make no mistake I shall not err...pictoral evidence will be supplied
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*forgets to say SM was outside cooling...all day and night and may have been forgotten about in said drunken stuper :P :shock:

 

[PD]

Praise be.......... the light ever shines...

 

[Vossy1]

Today I will once again take life in hands to get some more beverages and make no mistake I shall not err...pictoral evidence will be supplied

Submission of exhibit A

Am I on dodgy ground with the Krombacher :hmm:

 

[PD]

one Krombacher removed for testing purposes... sent to the GA clinic for craft beer testing.
well half sent. :whistle:

 

[graysalchemy]

one Krombacher removed for testing purposes... sent to the GA clinic for craft beer testing.
well half sent. :whistle:

A little research on the Krombacher has unvailed some evidence which may need a little perusing

Exhibit A

I may be some time .......... cough cough...............official business you know.

 

[evanvine]

Be very wary gentlemen, this is the thin end of the wedge!!!!
Next could well be the castration...err...castigation of kit brewers. :shock:

 

[Aleman]

Krombacher - Peruse the bottle . . . They use hop extract not real hops :shock: :nono: :nono: :nono:

 

[graysalchemy]

Krombacher - Peruse the bottle . . . They use hop extract not real hops :shock: :nono: :nono: :nono:

M'lord our expert witness Mr Aleman has submitted the above evidence.

Krombacher does indeed contravene the 2003 Shameful Drinks Act.

I do hope M'lord is not swayed by the mitigating circumstances above.

 

[Vossy1]

I doth protest...is it wrong to use a hop extract so the beverage in question may be enjoyed on sunny Mancunian December days where natural hops would reduce it to a pint of vegetal festering mess :rofl:

 

[dennisking]

sunny Mancunian December days

:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[graysalchemy]

I doth protest...is it wrong to use a hop extract so the beverage in question may be enjoyed on sunny Mancunian December days where natural hops would reduce it to a pint of vegetal festering mess :rofl:

Not if it was in a dark bottle it wouldn't.

and who are you trying to kid it is Dark outside here in Manchester.