Can you guess what it is...

[Clarence]

Captain Pugwash. Chastising his cabin boy? A couple of licks of the cat, perchance?

 

[Rodcx500z]

Just the thought of that made me feel a bit


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Just as I was recovering, my wife told me of the alternative Christmas present she's got me from the local spa
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Oh my word!

I couldn't bear the thought of doing that to to



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And


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As part of this alternative Christmas, we're not having turkey, instead


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I sat down to contemplate things, switched on the news, looks like Christmas might be delayed, Father Christmas might not yet bail for indecent exposure allegations

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The news is worrying. At this time of goodwill to all, Putin has made allies in the Southern hemisphere

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Dogs bollocks was a fantastic ale as was Toothless hooker

 

[kenstel]

Dogs ******** was a fantastic ale as was Toothless hooker

Toothless Hooker? I think I remember her. Was she not from

Seem to remember she was very fond of

Sausage and beer was a well known

for her. She wasn't that fussy either, as long as her

was satisfied, any

would do

 

[kenstel]

Captain Pugwash. Chastising his cabin boy? A couple of licks of the cat, perchance?

Anyone want to tell him?

 

[eyuptm]

Anyone want to tell him?

Roger the Cabinboy was a fallacy! Shame but he didn't exist!!

 

[jof]

Roger the Cabinboy was a fallacy! Shame but he didn't exist!!

And the 1st mate wasn't called Master Bates either.
Apparently it's all a myth

 

[kenstel]

And the 1st mate wasn't called Master Bates either.
Apparently it's all a myth

I know. Shame. Captain Pugwash was a animated kid series originally airing on TV in the late 1950s for about 10 years. The crew was introduced by a spoken narration which was supposed to have included the character "Roger the cabin boy". For the benefit of members who don't know, Roger is a slang term for ****ing someone.

The story was that there was also a seaman called "Staines". The first mate was actually called "Master Mate", but some suggested the name was "Bates" . Pugwash was also claimed to be a foreign (Australian? ) slang for a oral ***.

The creator of the characters won a libel case against a newspaper that printed the story that the character names were not at all innocent.

 

[kenstel]

However, if you listen to the sound recording (about 2 seconds) you'll see that maybe things are not so clear cut.

Me? I can't afford a libel case so I'm saying nothing.