Just one or two more posts and I cry for help!
If you are waiting for me to post answers ... hard luck! But I will post some potential answers.
Yeah. Well that didn't happen did it. But the help has poured in anyway.
I must get back to finishing what I started, but the finish will be different to what I imagined at the beginning. I had thought this thread would come up with some decent "fabrications", but it's leading me towards
making the stuff.
Originally I imagined peering over a seething pot of intensely hot sugar syrup, mess everywhere , for hours on end, yeuck! But it's not like that at all. Okay, when initially going through the "inverting" stage there is a bit of seething, boiling, sugar syrup, but the colouring stage is relatively sedate. I imagined
@Hanglow's
"stick it in the oven and forget" technique was a dubious (and hazardous) trick that resulted in an "approximation". But it's not. It's the real deal (and not so hazardous after-all).
I wonder how many others are allowing misconceptions to put them off trying invert sugar?
There's even a hint of what's to come commercially:
"Made from raw cane sugar, Becker's Traditional Invert #1 is the perfect choice for English and Belgian ales ", Whippee! But it is quite a price and getting it over here (UK) from the States won't be cheap either.
And a bit further down the page we have "Invert sugar is fructose and glucose instead of sucrose. These sugars have a different mouth feel and taste then sucrose. They are easier for yeast to consume than sucrose" ...
Gawd, not that clap-trap again. I've suddenly lost all confidence in that bunch. I wonder how many people read Bull-S*** like this and think "I'll use white granulated sugar"? I know for years I was one!