God knows I've tried, she doesnt really drink anymore. Because, the last time she got drunk was about 6yrs ago on cider i think. She ended up snogging my mates mrs, we had a wet t shirt competition which ended up with them both getting their babylons out :thumb: :lol:
Obviously me and my mate steve were loving this :party: but it all got a bit squiffy when I saw my mates wife squatting in my back garden wetting her flower, when asked why she didnt used the toilet she replied that she couldnt get in because my mrs was crashed out on the bathroom floor wedging the door closed :lol:
This particular evening never gets mentioned now :lol: :lol:
Happy days :rofl: