thomascrabs said:
Do find it strange that the companies making these kits are willing to sacrifice the quality of the end product in favour of quick brews.
But they're not, they're playing the numbers game and it's well researched. The money in kit brewing is not repeat business, it's first time business and from people they know aren't really going to bother. How do you get that business? Make it sound easy and quick.
The first set I found with a quick google was youngs harvest barleywine.
Ferment - 5-10 days
Carbonation - "about 7 days"
Ready when clear.
So basically they're saying that you'll have a Barleywine done and dusted, all going well inside 3 weeks. :sick:
But in reality, how many of those kits are they going to sell to people who think they're going to just make cheap beer if they tell the truth?
Ferment - At least 2 weeks, probably nearer 4 for a Barleywine
Carbonation - 2 weeks
Cold Conditioning - At least 4 weeks and probably nearer 8 for a Barleywine. Likely to be at it's best after 12 months...
How many? Exactly none.
The instructions are nothing about the beer, only about the marketing to the target market. Non-brewers. People who don't (and don't want to) understand how brewing *actually* produces good, drinkable, enjoyable even, beer.
thomascrabs said:
I'm on my 4th kit brew now. Two words sum up what I've learned so far - sterilising and patience!
And there you have the first 14 rules of brewing:
1) Cleanliness
2) Patience
3) Patience
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