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Right now, coca-cola is cheaper than water. Curiouser and curiouser

We already have power outages in California, because we’re trying to be “green”. It has killed a few elderly, already, due to the heat.

If you get the alcohol up enough, you can call it sui-Cidre

If I wanted to watch people try to score for 90 minutes, I’d watch my friends try to match on Tinder.

Diatomaceous earth might work

I wonder if they’ll emasculate him in favor of a “stunning and brave” new female lead.....BARF! Now watching American Ninja 1 & 2. More 80’s ninja queso than you can shake a shuriken at.

Original Highlander. Great segues. Sadly, there is talk of a remake.

Wealth is less likely to be created, if the creators know they won’t get to keep the majority of the proceeds from their work.

“Young Earth creationist” who rejects evolution? that honestly sounds like an American level of ignorance. (I can say this, because I am one)

Not like back when we were young... When we used to dream of living in a corridor! Woulda been a palace to us....

Teenagers actually require more sleep as the neural paths are reinforced for learning. Keeping him awake will make behaviors worse, and studying all but impossible. Neurologists have been wanting schools to start later for decades, but teachers’ unions refuse to acknowledge the studies backing...

Newborns don’t sleep for more than 2-3 hours at a time....

This is why I no longer try to garden for any sense of tranquility- I want results. The last time something ate my peppers my wife found me standing on the couch in my underwear, sweating, wielding a baseball bat and screaming “where are ya?! Ya wee *******s!” At the plants on the window sill...

What kind of lights are you using?

Great! Cuz tomatoes tend not to ripen in my environment. Direct sun is rare. I wouldn’t want to say it’s always cold here, but, south of us is a big ol’ wall, with scruffy bearded guys walking across the top and glaring at us in our garden......

Jalapeños here in German Balconia.... I miss picante sauce and green salsas, so I’m trying tomatillos this year, too.

“Until one has loved an animal, a part of ones soul remains unawakened.” -Anatole France

“Salmonella” is not a region in Italy....

Smoked baby back ribs for Easter. Wanna do a brisket, but can’t get the time. If you doubt your technique- go here: Amazingribs.com Scientific approach to recipes and techniques- never had a failure, and the book will make you a champ, on your 1st try. (I have no connection or interest in the...